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I have to say, I am not a big fan of your movies. However, I understand that making films based on existing work can be hard because no matter what you do, some angry nerd will find something wrong. So, yeah, keep doing your thing.
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The sentence Below is true. The sentence above is false.
you should try making Metal Gear Solid the movie, man.
somebody will shot you in the face.
-- Always remember the rules of Graphic Design: FAST, CHEAP AND GOOD - you can only have 2. GOOD, CHEAP design doesn't come FAST CHEAP, FAST design is never a GOOD one FAST, GOOD design is not CHEAP
Uwe, your movies are hideous abominations. You should get a real job because this is not the job for you. Maybe you could get a nice temp job smashing rocks with your thick skull. That's the only thing you're qualified to do. I bet you'd probably fail at that too. Soon, you're just going to be another hobo scrounging for food in Berlin, while the rest of the world attempts tp forget about your horrendous movies, the likes of which shall never see the light of day again.
These horrors that you call movies are too bad to even be seen on MST3K.
Face it, nobody wants to see your films. Bury the hatchet that you chopped up cinema with, and do something else, anything else, as long as it doesn't remotely involve videogame-based movies.
Dude he's always been a jackass. It took you THIS long to find out?
-- This game is totally logical. Now, excuse me while I ride my giant fire breathing dog to search for a magical psychic teleporting creature to stuff into a tiny ball, thus making it my slave. --evilsquirrle
you cant tell with this guy. one minute he's an asshole bashing the entire film industry, the other he's laughing with his co workers talking about how much of a great guy he is.
holy crap your actually him! You know when you feel like you have to watch a bad movie? Thats what I use your movies for. For awhile I felt sorry for you, becuase your actors said you were nice! But after that video about your petition I think your a smug jackass! Im probably going to make a video about you, so watch my youtube account [link]
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The sentence Below is true.
The sentence above is false.
somebody will shot you in the face.
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Always remember the rules of Graphic Design:
FAST, CHEAP AND GOOD - you can only have 2.
GOOD, CHEAP design doesn't come FAST
CHEAP, FAST design is never a GOOD one
FAST, GOOD design is not CHEAP
These horrors that you call movies are too bad to even be seen on MST3K.
Face it, nobody wants to see your films. Bury the hatchet that you chopped up cinema with, and do something else, anything else, as long as it doesn't remotely involve videogame-based movies.
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This is the big gun. It will kill kitty and bunny.
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This game is totally logical. Now, excuse me while I ride my giant fire breathing dog to search for a magical psychic teleporting creature to stuff into a tiny ball, thus making it my slave. --evilsquirrle
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Needing is Wanting...
Wanting is Coveting...
Coveting is Sinning...
I am SO going to hell...
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